"It sounds to me (in a completely unjudging way) that you are attempting to "put God to the test" to see if this magic trick can work for you. Again, completely not looking down on your motives if this is in fact what is going on here, but if this IS what is happening, you are going to get the non-results that you expect.
If you truly want to talk with God, you’ll need to pour out your inhibitions to Him. Give him your frustrations and your anger. Don’t go at this like you’re talking to your boss who you’re trying to kiss butt in order to impress… God made the whole world. Your good deeds for the day, while nice, are not going to wow Him… Talk to God like you talk to the friend that you know will not be offended by anything you say.